Last Friday not only was my weekly reminder that I have two full days until I have to go back to my hell hole job, it was also my lola/grandma’s born day. To be exact, she was actually born on Saturday the 13th in Japan but during her immigration they listed the 12th somehow.
Anyways, being born in 1921 that would make her 87. The average person would assume shes this frail old woman with a hump in her back right? Wrong. Although she stopped dying her hair, and has a shorter attention span than I do believe me shes a G. With only a small Thyroid issue, the doctors say shes healthier than most 20 year olds. Shit, who at 87 still drives, does line dancing and bicycle kick situps in the morning.
Which brings me to this…
Grandma’s Top Life Lessons (in no particular order)
1. All that liq, dro, yos, swine and whatever else you put in your body will eventually catch up. Insert obvious cliche here “everything in moderation”, but seriously. Its no surprise that some of the longest livin peoples, live a green leaf lifestyle and exercise everyday. Although their exercise is dialectical to their living, ours is more like to floss for the Social Network site pictures.
I like to think of it like Jenga. Sure you can make a few mistakes but keep doin it and that shit gon’ fall down. Make smart decisions, and you got a solid foundation. I still get asked quiet often how I can give up *insert Filipino/Japanese/Whatever meat related food*. What it comes down to though is keepin your body clean, either through moderation or deadin’ them habits.
2. Recession. My grandma grew up in the Great Depression, and acts to this day like she still is. Prioritize what you need and minimize what you want. Put some of that paper away for a rainy day. Invest smartly in CDs, bonds, shit somthing. Whatever you can that will double up, and add to your pocket. Think of ya (future) kids. I think the rest is self explanatory.
3. Appreciate what you got. I don’t mean to just cover the tab sometimes for the homies, but to let em know you love em. Also enjoy the time you got with people. Sometimes cats get on your nerves, but show a little heart. Like Marx said, in order to change someone you gotta change their environment. Unless they are acting all shady then fuck em. JK!